Hittin the Links Jan 25 09

If you were a regular viewer of The Mtn as I am, you would know this is Molly Sullivan. She's got some tough competition for Playboy's sexiest sportscaster, but she's got my vote.

So if you're a 36 year old teacher, you're not supposed to buy a 15 year old girl a phone and send her pictures of your junk ? (AJC)

Any video of Craig Sager dancing and then C-Webb and The Glove challenging him to a dance contest will be linked. It's policy around here (Awful Announcing)

How can you not love Alex Ovechkin ? (Puck Daddy)

Best. April Fool's Day Prank. Ever (CTV via Next Round)

You can bet on the player most likely to be arrested before the Super Bowl. Giant douche Matt Lienart is a good value at 10:1 (BetUs)

Newly fired coaches = New Coors Light commercials. I can't wait until the Herm Edwards one comes out (Gunaxin)

Sounds like Brandon Jennings isn't having as great of a time in Europe as he thought he was going to (NY Times)

Hot Penn State hockey goalie competed last night for Miss America (SBB)

Unfortunately, she did not win (Fox News)

This is the only piece of Barry Obama merchandise that you need (Tasty Booze)

'Should we even bother playing the (NHL) all-star game anymore?' (Fanhouse)

These '80's baseball stars would like you to say no to drugs (Deadspin)

Players to watch during tonight's Senior Bowl (Fanhouse)

Here's one way to get those rollback prices at Wally World (AJC)

Ravens owner takes a nice shot at Jason Garrett (Dallas Morning News)

Nice rundown of how scholarships and stipends work for college athletes (Dr Saturday)

A look at why most stock market forecasts are wrong (Wall Street Journal via The Dish)

Brian Urlacher's baby's momma is not a happy camper (Chicago Courier News)

Alessandra Ambrosio's abs are yummy (Celebslam)

This Mike Tomlin shirt is very amusing (Four Letter.com)

This is just great news any way you slice it (Epic Carnival)

If there was any doubt that Heath Ledger deserves an Oscar, it's official now (GJ Sentinel)

Why do people take 'roids ? Because they work (Ain't it Cool)

Lawyer says 'I'm a capital D Dumbass' I couldn't agree more (Law.com)

'Lost my virginity to a Whopper. Feeling like a slut' (LA Times)

Smells like a future Nip/Tuck episode: Man boob reduction surgeries are on the rise (UK Telegraph)