Hittin the Links Feb 27 09

Based upon this month's Maxim, Willa Ford looks like she still wants to be bad. Mike Modano is a lucky guy.

Today will be the last edition of the Rocky Mountain News (Rocky Mountain News)

Spring Training headlines on stories like this, if I were female, would make me very moist (AJC)

15 teams are borrowing $200 mill from the NBA due to financial problems. Should be a good off-season to be a free agent. Oh wait (Washington Times)

More heartwarming economic news from a Harvard economic historian (Globe and Mail)

How can you not read an article entitled 'Hanging with Gheorghe Muresan.' Seriously (Gunaxin)

Fernando Tatis 'woke up at 3AM with a sore palm.' In his hotel room. Hmmmmm (Sports Hernia)

Ole Miss signed 37 players on National Signing Day (SI.com)

'Smilin' Gabe Pruitt was probably not smiling after this (TMZ)

'Upcoming film adaptions of Nickelodeon game shows' (College Humor)

Former Ranger and Diamondback great Rick Helling tried to warn MLB about 'roids. In 1998 (Time)

Bring a gun to church (Detroit News)

This would be an example of a good bank (MSNBC)

Man arrested for inhaling computer dusting spray. You'll be shocked where he was caught doing this at (Gainesville Sun)

Just spitballin here, but I'm guessing that if you're impersonating a police officer, calling the police department for backup isn't going to work out so well for you (Orlando Sentinel)

'Omar Vizquel: Milf Snake Hunter' (The Big Picture)

Skip Bayless still thinks Troy Aikman is at least bisexual (The Starting Five)

Maryland fan prank phone callers got ahold of Duke's Greg Paulus and asked him “If you had to choose between Deron Washington, Danny Green, and Dwayne Collins, who’s nuts would you say tasted the best?" Awesome (AM 850)

Amusing KG and Marbury photoshop (Cuzoogle)

The good folks at the CW are bringing back Melrose Place (Hollywood Reporter)

A look at the '09 Hooters calender (Hollywood Tuna)

Danneel Harris' Maxim bikini pictures (Egotastic)

'Octomom' gets $1 mill offer from Vivid (Coed)

Samsung phone will have a built in DLP projector (Afrojacks)

'50 funniest homeless person signs' (Manofest)

The always reputable National Enquirer is reporting that Rihanna may have been pregnant when Chris Brown beat her up, and she may have lost the baby (Celebslam)

Taylor Swift: Rolling Stone covergirl (Derek Hail)