Hittin the Links Feb 04 09

Jesica Cirio is from Angentina and she's here to remind us all, why say no when it feels so good to say Jesica ?

Hard to see why the DBacks are in such financial trouble, I mean still paying the greatness that was Bernard Gilkey 500k for the next 25 years (!) should work out well. Let that sink in for a minute. I can't make this stuff up people (USA Today)

Gregg Doyel, not a fan of one Woodrow Paige (CBS Sports)

Guess you're not supposed to tell the bartender that you're an under cover police offer to avoid paying your tab (Tampa Online)

This is just damn funny any way that you slice it. Luckily Andy Dufresne was smarter than this (SF Gate)

These bikini clad girls spent only 10 minutes with Tim Tebow, but they were better off for it (Busted Coverage)

ESPN tells the city of LA 'the checks in the mail.' (TMZ)

The Detroit NBC affiliate wasn't real thrilled with Matt Millen's Super Bowl pregame (Awful Announcing)

Another thing AI and myself have in common: we both aren't very good at poker (NY Post)

Maxim picks their NFL cheerleader of the year (Maxim)

Turns out when you have a shitload of money, you can hire a pretty damn good legal team (Dallas Morning News)

Perhaps this will be Blago's next career move (First Cuts via TBL)

Josh Boone not quite as big of a douche as he led most people to believe (NY Times)

I should have went to this college (Philly Daily News)

Thanks for continuing to run the Suns into the ground Steve Kerr (Hardwood Paroxysm)

What's with these homeys dissin my girl ? Yesterday was the 50th anniversary of Buddy Holly's death (Houston Chronicle)

Scarlett is now a brunette (The Beer Googler)

Emmanuelle Chriqui looking sexy as always at a premiere (Celebslam)

Miley Cyrus love you long time. When I talked to my best friend Leslie, she told me that she's just being Miley (TMZ)

Not a huge Jaime Pressly fan, but these pics are pretty good (Hollywood Tuna)

Annalynne McCord, aka Eden, aka Naomi wears the smallest Larry Fitzgerald anybody over the age of 12 could fit into (Flisted)

Sloppy seconds ? I'll take em (Wii Hotties)

Pineapple Express 2 now starring Mike Phelps (Cuzoogle)

Stanley Roberts is having a tough time keeping the weight off in retirement, shocking developments (Friends of the Program)

Fun game for the whole family : Cheerleader or porn star ? (Liquid Generation)

Rachel Nichols is fantastic. No, not that one from SportsCenter (Moon Dog Sports)

Where are they now ? : Donnell Harvey edition (Vent About Sports)