Hittin the Links Feb 09 09

Penny Mathis likes playing with guns. Reminds me when I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

You people thought I was crazy when I said my man was a franchise QB. Who's crazy now ? (Boston Globe)

Rangers fans, get your Andruw Jones jerseys ordered (Foul Territory)

Douchebag reporter ate 5 grand slams when Denny's was giving them out for free the other day. Why give free meals to people that actually need them when reporters can write a story about it ? (Chicago Tribune)

Scotty Van Peezy gets suspended from his four letter network radio job for comments about Bud Selig. Really ? That gets you suspended these days ? (Deadspin)

That's a cross-country mustache ride (LA Times)

Just because you used to do the Dirty Bird, doesn't mean you can be in the bathroom doing lines off of the back of the toilet (AJC)

Can't tell you how many times I played G-E-I-C-O at West Middle School. Oh wait (Sporting News)

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Stop snitchin (Philadelphia Daily News)

Funny A-Roid poster (TBL)

Best. Player analysis. Ever. (Braves Journal)

Dana Stubblefield says NFL players do drugs too. I thought baseball players were the only ones (NY Times)

Some tips on how to improve your credit score (Consumerist via TBL)

Derrick Coleman's restaurant was shut down for non-payment of rent. Ouch (Detroit News)

Eddie Vedder likes him some karaoke (Jay Busbee)

There used to be a lot of 'dykes' on the LPGA? You don't say (Deadspin)

Michael Phelps will now have to pay $5 for his footlong just like the rest of us (Buzz Newsroom)

Michael Phelps vs Jeff Spicoli Tale of the Tape (SI.com)

Tony Reali unleashes his inner Joe Namath (Awful Announcing)

A night with Ric Flair. What else in life could you possibly want ? (SLAM Wrestling)

Andy Rooney had a blast at the Super Bowl (Deadspin)

Dave Sheinin calls Matt Bush 'the worst draft pick in history.' Ouch (Washington Post)

Welcome to the bubble Texas Longhorns (Fanhouse)

Amanda Harrington is nice (Flisted)

Not sure about you, but Joanna Krupa does it for me (Celebslam)

'Stage 5 Clingers' normally aren't this hot (Hollywood Tuna)

Alex Curran is yet another reason to play soccer (Uncoached)