Wild About The Cats

Oh That Julian Tavarez

Julian Tavarez, former Cardinal, Rockie, Brave, Brewer, Indian, Red Sox just about every other team at least still has a sense of humor about things, about signing with the Washington Nationals: "Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavarez told a group of reporters. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

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The Best Bracket On The Net

Leave it to the Czabe to have a bracket with loads of useful information on it

Obscure Song Probably Only I'm Listening To

This Is Very Sad

Former Nugget Rodney Rogers talks for the first time since his dirt-bike accident left his paralyzed from the shoulders down

Best. Goal Calls. Ever. Part II

Andruw Is Sorry

Well at least he told Bill Plaschke he is.

Hittin the Links Mar 10 09

Don't know about you, but Jessica Leigh does it for me.

Alex Ovechkin moves up 87 notches in my book, sings the Eastern Motors song, or at least tries (DC Sports Bog)

Seinfeld stars will reunite for Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes next season (Entertainment Weekly)

Good story about Corey Koskie, who is attempting a comeback with the Cubs (Minn Pioneer Press)

This is a little creepy, and I like Washington State basketball (Hotdog & Friends)

'The most exciting player in baseball' Jose Reyes, amazingly can speak English when he needs to (Sports Rubbish)

Reason No. 7,312,456 why Facebook sucks: Eagles employee gets fired for his posting on Facebook (Philly Inquirer)

This guy is trying to become the 'next Matt Cassell' (Columbia Daily Tribune via TBL)

Cory Lidle's family is suing the maker of his plane for $45 mill (NBC New York)

Shaun Livingston is now plying his trade in the D-League (Tulsa World)

Matt Kemp is looking to go 40-40 (LA Times)

An entertaining interview with one of about three people who work for the evil four letter that I actually like, Doug Gottlieb (The Big Lead)

Urban Meyer demands his players open up doors for the ladies (Deadspin)

Shockingly, Adam Jones has been causing trouble on the set of Pros vs Joes, which is dead to me since Strahan is the host (Pro Football Talk)

Ashlee Simpson may be joining the cast of the new Melrose Place (Entertainment Weekly)

LaLa Bonilla gets a little kinky (Complex)

Malin Akerman upskirt moment (Egotastic)

Candice Swanepoel is just fantastic (Red Balcony)

I Always Knew The Cubs Were Gay

Artie Lange Talks Bob Uecker

Yet another reason to love Bob Uecker

Hittin the Links Mar 06 09

Hard to see why Sara Jean Underwood is a former Playmate of the Year.

Murray Chass wanted to write about Mike Piazza's hideous backne years ago, but the New York Times wouldn't print it. Now I wonder how somebody could get backne ? (Murray Chass On Baseball via TBL)

If you've ever wanted to see a picture of Gheorghe Muresan holding a baby, this picture is for you (TBL)

These trouble economic times really seem to be affecting the box office. Oh wait, no it's not (NY Times)

A-Rod may have hooked up with my girl Bethenny from the Real Housewives of New York (Sports Crackle Pop)

Tom Brady will be appearing in an Entourage episode (Sporting News)

Apparently many people thought Larry Bird was black while he was in college (Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel)

I found this t-shirt amusing (Uncrate)

'A Republican Road to Ecomonic Recovery' (Wall Street Journal)

People in Tulsa have very odd hobbies. That's why I've never been east of Tulsa (Tulsa 6 TV)

Herm Edwards lands a TV job. On behalf of gamblers everywhere, please come back to coaching soon Herm (USA Today)

Need a j-o-b ? Head to Saskatchewan (CNN)

Old people watch TI video, give opinion, hilarity ensues (World Star Hip Hop)

Deuce McAllister's car dealerships not exactly going as well as planned (Friends of the Program)

The NBA's most overpaid players, basically everybody in the league should be on this list except for about ten players, but it was shocking to see Kenyon Martin on this list (Fox Sports)

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Yet another reason why I need the MLB Network. How can you not love Matty Vasgersian ? (Language NSFW)

Jay Cutler Is A 'Little Bitch'

Well according to my man Scott Hastings he is. Scotty Hastings, I didn't think you could move up any more notches in my book, but you did.

Hittin the Links Mar 04 09

I would ride in Diora Baird's golf cart any day of the week.

On senior night, the New Mexico Lobos beat the No. 9 RPI Utah Utes to move to a tie atop the Mountain West standings (Go Lobos)

The Big Aristotle calls Chris Bosh 'the Rupaul of big men' (Arizona Republic)

I usually only call 911 twice if McDonald's is out of Chicken McNuggets, this women went to three (CBS 12)

Only in Nebraska: Man shoves cat inside bong (AP)

Contract the A's and the Marlins ? (New York Daily News)

Sweet Lou Pinella joins the long list of people who don't give a shit about what Steve Phillips has to say (TBL)

'How the crash will reshape America' (The Atlantic)

Meghan McCain seems like she has her heard screwed on straight (The Daily Beast)

'Red states are hotbed for porn' (Globe and Mail)

Thank you very little Harold Reynolds (Seattle PI)

You might live in Germany if torch your BMWs and Porsches (Bloomberg)

Speaking of Germans, Boris Becker is getting married again (People)

Since there have been no new episodes of Gossip Girl the last couple of weeks, this is the only Serena van der Woodsen that I have (Hollywood Tuna)

In case Chris Hansen is monitoring my computer, I am unable to make a comment about this Miley Cyrus picture (Celebslam)

Hilary Duff is a like a fine wine, she gets better with age (Popoholic)

This Jessica Alba picture needs to comment (Celebslam)

This picture of Eden/Naomi also needs no comment (Hollywood Tuna)

LC is writing a book, which is weird considering she hasn't ever read a book (I'm Not Obsessed)

Marissa Cooper sported some lingerie for Vanity Fair (Newstoob)

This Fascinates Me On Many Levels

Hittin the Links Feb 27 09

Based upon this month's Maxim, Willa Ford looks like she still wants to be bad. Mike Modano is a lucky guy.

Today will be the last edition of the Rocky Mountain News (Rocky Mountain News)

Spring Training headlines on stories like this, if I were female, would make me very moist (AJC)

15 teams are borrowing $200 mill from the NBA due to financial problems. Should be a good off-season to be a free agent. Oh wait (Washington Times)

More heartwarming economic news from a Harvard economic historian (Globe and Mail)

How can you not read an article entitled 'Hanging with Gheorghe Muresan.' Seriously (Gunaxin)

Fernando Tatis 'woke up at 3AM with a sore palm.' In his hotel room. Hmmmmm (Sports Hernia)

Ole Miss signed 37 players on National Signing Day (SI.com)

'Smilin' Gabe Pruitt was probably not smiling after this (TMZ)

'Upcoming film adaptions of Nickelodeon game shows' (College Humor)

Former Ranger and Diamondback great Rick Helling tried to warn MLB about 'roids. In 1998 (Time)

Bring a gun to church (Detroit News)

This would be an example of a good bank (MSNBC)

Man arrested for inhaling computer dusting spray. You'll be shocked where he was caught doing this at (Gainesville Sun)

Just spitballin here, but I'm guessing that if you're impersonating a police officer, calling the police department for backup isn't going to work out so well for you (Orlando Sentinel)

'Omar Vizquel: Milf Snake Hunter' (The Big Picture)

Skip Bayless still thinks Troy Aikman is at least bisexual (The Starting Five)

Maryland fan prank phone callers got ahold of Duke's Greg Paulus and asked him “If you had to choose between Deron Washington, Danny Green, and Dwayne Collins, who’s nuts would you say tasted the best?" Awesome (AM 850)

Amusing KG and Marbury photoshop (Cuzoogle)

The good folks at the CW are bringing back Melrose Place (Hollywood Reporter)

A look at the '09 Hooters calender (Hollywood Tuna)

Danneel Harris' Maxim bikini pictures (Egotastic)

'Octomom' gets $1 mill offer from Vivid (Coed)

Samsung phone will have a built in DLP projector (Afrojacks)

'50 funniest homeless person signs' (Manofest)

The always reputable National Enquirer is reporting that Rihanna may have been pregnant when Chris Brown beat her up, and she may have lost the baby (Celebslam)

Taylor Swift: Rolling Stone covergirl (Derek Hail)

This is What a Car Crash Looks Like

This Cracks Me Up

Anybody that knows why this picture is so funny, just became 10% cooler in my book.

Hittin the Links Feb 25 09

April Cheryse is 18 and has your links on a hump day.

AA has a nice recap of the Emmitt Smith era at ESPN, including a top ten quote list (Awful Announcing)

I'm not sure what's more upsetting about this article, the fact that Adriana Lima actually married Marko Mop Top Jaric, or the fact that he's referred to as an 'NBA star' (People)

Evidently some morons who shopped at Circuit City's liquidation sale are unfamiliar with the term 'all sales final' (WCVB)

I still love you Josh Hamilton, but I love you a little less today than I did yesterday (Dallas Morning News)

Dan Le Batard joined the greatness that is Randy Moller on First Take (City of Champs)

Best. Skankees shirt. Ever (eBay)

Joba Chamberlain's girlfriend is nice (Busted Coverage)

This is traveling, unless you play for Duke (The Big Lead)

March is forthcoming, so that means it's time for some sweet Gus Johnson action (East Coast Bias)

Shannon Brown shows the world what a blocked shot should look like. Oh my (YouTube via TBL)

LenWhale White enjoys beating people with a belt and belt buckle, allegedly (Tennessean)

If I were Jermain Dafoe, I would take my time rehabbing, that's for damn sure (Unprofessional Foul)

The Herp dog from beer pong ? (Deuce of Davenport)

The possible #1 pick in the NFL Draft had a whopping one scholarship offer out of high school (Top Cheddar)

George Costanza's favorite author Mike Lupica says the MLB players union still hasn't learned their lesson (NY Daily News)

Paul Allen doesn't have nearly as much money as he used to, this better not affect Rudy Fernandez and the Blazers (Blazers Edge)

If I said 'LiLo topless' would that be something you're interested in ? (NSFW Hollywood Tuna)

Even better are these topless pics of the gorgeous Doutzen Kroes (NSFW Egotastic)

Chris Brown to Rihanna: 'Sorry for kicking your ass. Happy birthday, here's an iPod touch' (NY Daily News)

Megan Fox is single. Let me type that again to let it sink in. Megan Fox is single. David Silver, you had a nice run at the top of the mountain. It's all downhill from here (Celebslam)

Some nice pics of the lovely Jodie Marsh (Head of Fred)

Embrace your inner exhibitionist (Fox News)

I don't need to see this from you Summer Roberts (Popsugar)

10 beers to try before you die (Holy Taco)

Odette Yustman is money in the bank (Lossip)

Natalie Portman got it done at the Oscars (Celebslam)