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Hittin the Links Feb 27 09

Based upon this month's Maxim, Willa Ford looks like she still wants to be bad. Mike Modano is a lucky guy.

Today will be the last edition of the Rocky Mountain News (Rocky Mountain News)

Spring Training headlines on stories like this, if I were female, would make me very moist (AJC)

15 teams are borrowing $200 mill from the NBA due to financial problems. Should be a good off-season to be a free agent. Oh wait (Washington Times)

More heartwarming economic news from a Harvard economic historian (Globe and Mail)

How can you not read an article entitled 'Hanging with Gheorghe Muresan.' Seriously (Gunaxin)

Fernando Tatis 'woke up at 3AM with a sore palm.' In his hotel room. Hmmmmm (Sports Hernia)

Ole Miss signed 37 players on National Signing Day (SI.com)

'Smilin' Gabe Pruitt was probably not smiling after this (TMZ)

'Upcoming film adaptions of Nickelodeon game shows' (College Humor)

Former Ranger and Diamondback great Rick Helling tried to warn MLB about 'roids. In 1998 (Time)

Bring a gun to church (Detroit News)

This would be an example of a good bank (MSNBC)

Man arrested for inhaling computer dusting spray. You'll be shocked where he was caught doing this at (Gainesville Sun)

Just spitballin here, but I'm guessing that if you're impersonating a police officer, calling the police department for backup isn't going to work out so well for you (Orlando Sentinel)

'Omar Vizquel: Milf Snake Hunter' (The Big Picture)

Skip Bayless still thinks Troy Aikman is at least bisexual (The Starting Five)

Maryland fan prank phone callers got ahold of Duke's Greg Paulus and asked him “If you had to choose between Deron Washington, Danny Green, and Dwayne Collins, who’s nuts would you say tasted the best?" Awesome (AM 850)

Amusing KG and Marbury photoshop (Cuzoogle)

The good folks at the CW are bringing back Melrose Place (Hollywood Reporter)

A look at the '09 Hooters calender (Hollywood Tuna)

Danneel Harris' Maxim bikini pictures (Egotastic)

'Octomom' gets $1 mill offer from Vivid (Coed)

Samsung phone will have a built in DLP projector (Afrojacks)

'50 funniest homeless person signs' (Manofest)

The always reputable National Enquirer is reporting that Rihanna may have been pregnant when Chris Brown beat her up, and she may have lost the baby (Celebslam)

Taylor Swift: Rolling Stone covergirl (Derek Hail)

This is What a Car Crash Looks Like

This Cracks Me Up

Anybody that knows why this picture is so funny, just became 10% cooler in my book.

Hittin the Links Feb 25 09

April Cheryse is 18 and has your links on a hump day.

AA has a nice recap of the Emmitt Smith era at ESPN, including a top ten quote list (Awful Announcing)

I'm not sure what's more upsetting about this article, the fact that Adriana Lima actually married Marko Mop Top Jaric, or the fact that he's referred to as an 'NBA star' (People)

Evidently some morons who shopped at Circuit City's liquidation sale are unfamiliar with the term 'all sales final' (WCVB)

I still love you Josh Hamilton, but I love you a little less today than I did yesterday (Dallas Morning News)

Dan Le Batard joined the greatness that is Randy Moller on First Take (City of Champs)

Best. Skankees shirt. Ever (eBay)

Joba Chamberlain's girlfriend is nice (Busted Coverage)

This is traveling, unless you play for Duke (The Big Lead)

March is forthcoming, so that means it's time for some sweet Gus Johnson action (East Coast Bias)

Shannon Brown shows the world what a blocked shot should look like. Oh my (YouTube via TBL)

LenWhale White enjoys beating people with a belt and belt buckle, allegedly (Tennessean)

If I were Jermain Dafoe, I would take my time rehabbing, that's for damn sure (Unprofessional Foul)

The Herp dog from beer pong ? (Deuce of Davenport)

The possible #1 pick in the NFL Draft had a whopping one scholarship offer out of high school (Top Cheddar)

George Costanza's favorite author Mike Lupica says the MLB players union still hasn't learned their lesson (NY Daily News)

Paul Allen doesn't have nearly as much money as he used to, this better not affect Rudy Fernandez and the Blazers (Blazers Edge)

If I said 'LiLo topless' would that be something you're interested in ? (NSFW Hollywood Tuna)

Even better are these topless pics of the gorgeous Doutzen Kroes (NSFW Egotastic)

Chris Brown to Rihanna: 'Sorry for kicking your ass. Happy birthday, here's an iPod touch' (NY Daily News)

Megan Fox is single. Let me type that again to let it sink in. Megan Fox is single. David Silver, you had a nice run at the top of the mountain. It's all downhill from here (Celebslam)

Some nice pics of the lovely Jodie Marsh (Head of Fred)

Embrace your inner exhibitionist (Fox News)

I don't need to see this from you Summer Roberts (Popsugar)

10 beers to try before you die (Holy Taco)

Odette Yustman is money in the bank (Lossip)

Natalie Portman got it done at the Oscars (Celebslam)

Two Douchebags, One Photo

Late Night With Co-nan O-Bri-en

Since Conan had his last Late Late night show on Friday night, I thought I would post my favorite Conan interview. Watch the whole clip, it's just comedy gold. I simply cannot watch this clip without laughing my ass off at the end

Hittin the Links Feb 23 09

Tiffany Ryan is here to tell you nothing of importance happened this weekend. What do you want from me people ? I shouldn't say nothing. This did happen. Yep, as I said, nothing happened of importance.

Oklahoma woman is saved by her hair weave (Major League Jerk)

Feel free to mix that with some Jack, seriously bro (UK Telegraph)

'No thanks I'll get the Quarter Pounder instead' (Holy Taco)

Microsoft to laid off employees: Um, we'd like some of our money back (CNET)

United Airlines will not be hearing your customer service related complaints anymore (MSNBC)

Jimmy Calhoun gets pissed at a reporter after a game, and he's probably right (College Hoops Journal)

If I read another article like this, I'm going to throw up in my mouth (Yahoo!)

Giving up Facebook for Lent (Wall Street Journal)

David Dellucci gives an interesting reason for injuring his thumb (Sports Rubbish)

I read this article, but then somebody called me and I asked them to speak up because I couldn't hear them (Time)

As if you needed another reason not to hang out in the parking lot of an Albuquerque area Hobby Lobby (KRQE)

Probably not a real solid idea to toss a grenade at a cop, whether it's real or not (St Pete Times)

Cubes has an idea on how cable and satellite providers can help the newspaper industry (Blog Maverick)

40% of US Americans believe the hippie lettuce should be legalized (Rasmussen Reports)

11 year old boy accused of killing his father's pregnant girlfriend (CNN)

Another stay away from Mexico story (Time)

A McDonald's employee who was shot on the job is trying to get worker's comp (MSNBC)

Plenty of stuff is still being made in the USA (International Herald)

Jaguars are apparently roaming in more areas than just Jacksonville these days (Live Science)

Used car salesman are apparently happier these days (Newsweek)

Your New Mexico Lobos are now tied for second in the Mountain West (Go Lobos)

'Burgers, fries, and a stroke' (NY Daily News)

Not sure what Hayden Panetierre is wearing, but I like it (Popoholic)

CNN anchor has a tough time talking about 'peanuts' (EJB)

Emmitt Smith Got Debacled

Emmitt Smith, master of the English language, no longer employed by ESPN

Hittin the Links Weekend Edition

Laura Michelle Prestin is just another one of the lovely ladies that I like to talk Degrassi and watch hockey with.

TMZ got the first pic of Rihanna post Chris Brown beatdown (TMZ)

Travis Henry's post playing career seems to be going well (AJC)

'10 drunkest Family Guy moments' (Adult Swim)

This is just a funny ass website (F My Life)

Where are they now ? WWF Superstar edition (Mental Floss)

Finally a 'Mt Rushmore' that I can support (Blue Monkey Disco Party)

This never would have happened if George Steinbrenner was still alive (LoHud Skankees Blog)

Shaq Twitters his whereabouts and encourages fans to meet him at a diner, fans do (SBB)

Card counting iPhone app makes it easier for people who, you know, can't actually count normally (LA Times)

If you've ever wanted to know why the cost of stamps keep going up, read this, that USPS is quite an operation (ABC News)

Yet another reason to keep bailing out the automakers. Oh wait, no it's not (Wall Street Journal)

Hope you don't get your news from the Tucson Citizen (Tucson Citizen)

Actor who played a drug dealer in 'The Wrestler' gets arrested for, you guessed it, dealing drugs (PW Torch)

That's a whole helluva lot of weed (Seattle PI)

As if I needed another reason to visit Costa Rica (Baseball Musings)

Just about the only thing that's not Steve Kerr's fault (AZ Republic)

Your official MLB photo day recap (Sports Hernia)

Oklahoma State students should be pissed (Tulsa News)

D-Wade will not stand for being accused of having STDs
(Chicago Sun-Times)

Playboy is for sale (Folio)

C'mon Weezy, you're better than that (SBB)

Stephon Marbury meets random guy at a bus stop, video hilarity ensues (Fan IQ)

Call me crazy, but I just don't see Jerry naming the new Cowboys stadium 'Salvation Army Stadium' (Dallas Morning News)

Don't forget Sunday is National Margarita day, here's some helpful tips (The Bachelor Guy)

I wish I could have gone to the Brit Awards (Sports Crackle Pop)

What, $800 a week spent on your hair is not normal ? (OK Magazine)

'6 best masturbation scenes in comedy movie history' (Uncoached)

'The one kind of porn you can't find online' (CollegeHumor)

Adam Corolla's radio show got canceled (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Sad, sad news: Rachel Bilson aka Summer Roberts is now engaged, and it's not to Seth Cohen (Popoholic)

Three of my favorites gathered together for a photo (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry, still gettin it done (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashlan Gorse's FHM spread is very appealing (Popoholic)

It's Getting Out of Hand at This Point

From Tuesday's Atlanta-Journal Constitution

From Wednesday's Atlanta-Journal Constitution

From MLB.com Wednesday, the blame game begins:

'Griffey's negotiations with the Braves were moving at a steady pace until Tuesday afternoon, when the veteran outfielder learned of a report in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution which indicated he'd already decided to play in Atlanta.'

Stop me if this sounds familiar.

Random Funny YouTube Video

Oooh the Germans

Hittin the Links Feb 18 09

I took one look at Afroditi Laskoudi, and now I know why Josh Childress left for Greece. These are the links to tide you over while looking for A-Roid's 'cousin.'

The Braves and Sirius XM Radio, what a company (AJC)

Awesome brutally honest beer labels (Sloshspot)

High school student gets arrested for texting in class. I wish I could have laid money that it was a Cricket customer. Shocking developments (TSG)

Professional athletes are using their own blood to treat injuries. Say what ? Nobody makes me bleed my own blood (NY Times)

More on Fernando Martin, the former Spanish star who my man Rudy Fernandez (who should have won the dunk contest) honored by wearing his jersey (The Painted Area)

I'm not sure Carlos Zambrano understands that with great mustache, comes great responsibility (Mouthpiece Sports)

12 year olds aren't just recruited by college basketball coaches anymore, football has joined the party. Rick Neuheisel is involved, I'm shocked (CBS Sports)

Suge Knight keeps getting the shit kicked out of him (TMZ)

Damn those overcooked Pop Tarts (Jackson News)

These are some heartwarming quotes about the economy (Economicrot)

Hope you don't live in Kansas (The Wichita Eagle)

Nice D Geezy piece from over the weekend (NY Times)

Former Patriot sold his Super Bowl ring for $2k (SBB)

The brainpower in this picture is staggering (Hollywood Tuna)

The 'Erection Quality Monitor.' Yep (Flisted)

That's a lot of Coke (Afrojacks)

Throw a party, Hayden Panetierre is single. I made sure Chris Hansen wouldn't visit me for typing that (US Weekly)

My girl Jessica Stroup is skinny (Hollywood Tuna)

'35 years without a bra' (Lainey Gossip)

Thanks Again For Ruining The Suns

Random Funny YouTube Video

Best. Goal calls. Ever.

Hittin the Links Feb 17 09

Charity Hodges has today's links .....

Singer Aubrey O'Day, of Danity Kane fame, has her Playboy pictures out (NSFW What Would Tyler Durden Do)

MJ uses his enormous hands for a good cause (The Big Lead)

'25 people to blame for the financial crisis' (Time)

The house looks like a steal to me at only $103k (WSJ)

Dwight Howard does a decent Shaq impression (YouTube)

Jessie Ventura actually makes a fairly good point about Bud Selig (The Big Lead)

What's the over/under on how many recruiting violations Lane Kiffin will have by the time the season starts ? (GoVols)

Dumbass Mets thinking about moving 'the most exciting player in baseball' from the leadoff spot in favor of Luis Castillo, that should work out well (Yahoo!)

USA/Mexico soccer outdrew ESPN's coverage of Duke/UNC the other night, oh yeah the game was on Univision (Sports Media Watch)

Spring Training turns Japanese (AJC)

Bar Refaeli hits up Vegas (Popoholic)

Scarlett doing her best Marilyn Monroe (Hollywood Tuna)

Eliza Dushku looking damn good on Conan (Popoholic)

LiLo looks healthy enough for me (Hollywood Tuna)

Krystall Forscutt's ass is amazing (Horny Oyster)

Who doesn't like a collection of smokin hot bartenders ? (Uncoached)

Sophia Bush looking good as usual at a NYC fashion show (Celebslam)

Spring Training Fever: Catch It

Just Plain Bizarre

Hittin the Links Feb 12 09

Here is reason number 1,084,742 to visit Brazil, model Jessica Canizales.

Just because you're a sports writer, doesn't mean you can grow weed at your house (Michigan Live)

JR Smith replaces Rudy Gay in the dunk contest (Sporting News)

Footage from Weezy's appearance on Around the Horn (Awful Announcing)

More fun happenings in Juarez (Yahoo!)

Probably not a good time to be Chris Brown, well according to Jay-Z anyway (NY Post)

Sandy Robby Alomar lawsuit document (Deadspin)

My girl Danielle Lloyd is gunning to become the Jose Canseco of the soccer world (Brazil Sun)

Even 'The U' isn't immune to economic struggle (Miami Herald)

Christiano Ronaldo gives another reason to play soccer (Sports Crackle Pop)

Those sneaky Foxsports.com people (Midwest Sports Fan)

Darryl Strawberry's autobiography should be out soon. Should be a lot of tales of good, clean fun in there (NY Post)

The old lady that found the 'oldest baseball card' sold it for $64k (Fresno Bee)

The Detroit Lions can't even get their team calender right (The World of Isaac)

You might not have Dana Jacobsen to kick around much longer at the evil four letter (Deadspin)

Sushi and naked women. What could possibly be wrong with this idea ? (ABC News)

'Chuck Norris for president' (CBS 13)

Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger does FHM (WWTDD)

Heidi Klum nude in GQ Germany (Egotastic)

More fun with Yahoo! Answers (Urlesque)

Sweet celeb yearbook photos (Hollywood Fail)

Mmmmmmmminka Kelly (Hollywood Tuna)

Californication's Madeline Zima in FHM (Egotastic)

Padma Lakshmi is the only good reason to watch Top Chef (Holy Taco)

Hittin the Links Feb 11 09

Celtics dancer Alison Preston is featured in the new SI Swimsuit Issue, which you can view online by visiting here, and it's well worth your time. Especially the Brooklyn Decker body paint section, or so I'm told.

50 traffic tickets in one day ? Shockingly, this happened in Florida (Palm Beach Post)

Good luck to the wife of Brandon Marshall. Living with that jackass should be fun (Celebrity Bride Guide via TBL)

Fire Lane Kiffin. Already ? (Alabama Press Register)

All the funny A-Roid newspaper headlines that you need (Sports Hernia)

'Dwyane Wade had wild marijuana sex parties, and you weren't invited' (Deadspin)

I'd like to thank my hands for typing this link about Freddie Mitchell getting a package of weed delivered to his BBQ business, which may or may not be this BBQ. Tastes so good, makes you wanna slap yo momma (Lakeland Ledger)

2 high school seven footers in a town of 1,840 (Miss Clarion Ledger)

$15K from a vending machine ? (NJ Star Ledger)

Red Sox fan will be spending 270 for battery after somebody touched him with a thunderstick (SBB)

Since Ichiro may be pitching in the WBC, check out video of him pitching in the 1996 Japanese All-Star game (YouTube)

Where are they now ? Kenny Satterfield edition (Vent About Sports)

Rihanna's injuries described as 'horrific' (Celebslam)

Chris Brown may have beat the crap out of her because she got the herp dog from Jay-Z and passed it to him (Gather)

'Are reality show skanks setting the bar too high ?' (Language NSFW The Onion via Tasty Booze)

Alessandra Ambrosio in Elle (Hollywood Tuna)

'Great moments in Al Bundy and hot chicks' (Uncoached)

Fox News producer busted for kiddie porn. No, it wasn't the one O'Reilly tried to have phone sex with (Smoking Gun)

Fill in the blank Family Guy game. I did remarkably well (Liquid Generation)

Rachel Bilson is keeping herself up quite nicely post OC (Popoholic)

Lovely porn star/producer Stormy Daniels may be running for governor. Finally a politician whose work I would be familiar with (Asylum)

Katarina van Derham is just fantastic (Beer Googler)

Good God Kelly Clarkson is fat. Yikes (Hollywood Tuna)

Letizia Filippi is Italian and very hot (Double Viking)